Friday, 8th October
Our company has just aquired the rights to The Madison Avenue
Group Incorperated in all 48 gambling binge partaken by our Boss
you all know him out there Ross Gelderman.
Grats Boss so all our customers can look forward to a slow but
steady detriment to our services as we phase you our outdated
clients into the background and bring our new forign investors
and clientelle into the foreground.
Thusday, 7th October
Wednesday, 6th October
Ross Gelderman has just pledged to us at Plastics Incorperated
that he will enter into a high risk gambling deal to win us new
profits and buisness or new jobs for everyone ... working
somewhere else the deal is supposed to involve several high
strung corperate officilados and is scheduled to start tonight
at 6pm and continue on until everything is lost or won.
Tuesday, 5th October
Ross took all the employees out on an all night drinking binge
again tonight. Its hard working for the man.
Monday, 4th October
The corperate takeover bid has sucseeded we now own Plastics R
Us and at a reasonable price to. So if anyones ever had a craving
to fire someone needlessly come down and give it a go we've got
spare redundancies to go around.
Sunday, 3th October
Saturday, 2th October
Plastics R Us have attempted a merger with our company however
they failed, Ross Gelderman thinks we might be able to stage a
corperate takeover following the collapse of thier deal, If we
move fast.
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